December 19, 2006

  • 豬的計算公式




    人=吃飯+睡覺+上班 +玩,
    豬=吃飯+ 睡覺,
    代入:人=豬+上班+玩 ,
    即:人-玩=豬+上班.
    結論:不懂玩的人=會上班的豬

    男人=吃飯+ 睡覺+掙錢
    豬 =吃飯+ 睡覺
    男人=豬+掙錢
    豬=男人-掙錢
    所以男人不掙錢等於豬。

    女人=吃飯+ 睡覺+花錢。
    豬  =吃飯+ 睡覺。
    代入上式得:
    女人=豬+花錢。移項得:
    女人-花錢=豬。
    結論:女人不花錢的都是豬。


    綜上:

    男人為了讓女人不變成豬而掙錢!

    女人為了讓男人不變成豬而花錢!


    男人+女人=兩頭豬

December 12, 2006

September 9, 2006

  • 從前有兩隻小豬,整天過著無憂無慮的生活,他們互相相愛著。每天主人送來吃的時
    候,公豬總是先讓母豬吃,等她吃飽了再上去吃母豬吃剩下的東西,每天晚上公豬總是
    給母豬放哨,他生怕主人乘他們熟睡時把母豬拉出去宰了。

    日子一天天的過去,母豬日漸長胖,而公豬則一天天瘦下去。有一天,公豬突然聽
    見主人在跟屠夫商量,要把長勢見長的母豬殺了給賣掉,公豬傷心至極。於是從那天
    開始公豬性情大變,每當主人送吃來時公豬總搶上去把東西吃的一乾二淨,每天吃後
    便躺下大睡,並且告訴母豬現在換做她來放哨,如果他發現她沒放哨的話就再也不理
    她。

    漸漸的日子一天天過去,母豬覺得公豬越來越不在乎她,母豬失望了,而公豬還是
    若無其事的過著安樂日子.很快一個月過去了,主人帶著屠夫來到豬圈,他發現一個
    月前肥肥壯壯的母豬瘦的沒剩下多少肉,而公豬則長的油光發亮.這時的公豬拼命的
    奔跑,想引起主人的注意,表明他是頭健康的豬。

    終於,屠夫把公豬拖出豬圈的那一刻,公豬朝著母豬笑著說:『以後別吃這麼多!』
    母豬傷心欲絕,拼命的沖出去,但圈門被主人關上了,擱著柵欄,母豬看著閃著淚
    光的公豬。那晚,母豬望著主人一家開心的吃著豬肉,母豬傷心的躺倒在以前公豬每
    天睡的地方,突然她發現牆上有行字:
    『如果愛無法用言語來表達,我願意用生命來證明』!

     

    sooo touching^^

August 29, 2006

July 10, 2006

  • Friday night… out to COKE HOUSE ^^


    allen and his lil bro

    nacy and cia


    i was suppose to go shooting today but the weather is very BAD storm rain etc…. so cant go anywhere so BOred


    got so many flower on graduation day/// half of it i gave to someone else^^


    Concert day it was on June 22 (all at backstage)


    me and Fiona.


    with other ROCK band!


     






June 10, 2006

June 2, 2006

May 13, 2006

  • SPORT DAY
    got First Place for Cheerleading competition ^^





    PARTY NIGHT (PERFORMING) DACING


    AFTER PARTY











    YESTERDAY

    YESTERDAY AFTERNOON





    AUNTY “S BABY


April 2, 2006

  •                SUNDAYYY BORED~~~


    SERIE 1


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    EDIT::


    4/3/2006


    SERIE 2


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    Edit no 2


    4/4/2006
    My eye,,, haha just felt like putting this





    Edit no 3


    4/5/2006


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    12 ps: i died my hair RED today..
    this is my new look :P <kinda didnt change much> but looks older


    which is your fave picture???

March 31, 2006

  • Happy Birthday to me!!


    Picture taken on my birthday… they gave me 2 suprises… These are from all my friends
    this was the cake the gurls gave me when 12 pm(modnight) passed so shocking,,,, i even forgot that night was gona be my birthday….
    wanted to eat it alone… haha was very happy when i saw it, and was spechless…so touching. *sinff*
    My buddy
    Jeff… my BRO
    Jeffs Gf PeiRU
    piece of Cake… Want a BITE?? 


     


    Ps:


    it was also his birthday on MArch 14th.
    His CAKE i and aling Got it for him^^
    My cake… More Dreammy then his han? haha…


     


    the pass week was our exAM week… and SCORES have to be nice BUT BeauTY shouldnt be Ommited,,, haha .. took some pic every morning before going to Exam Hall
    MONDAY: History and English
    WEDNESDAY:  Civic and  Math
    FRIDAY: last day huray!!! GEo and CHINESE!!!


    i ve notice that i had panda eyes and didnt sleep good… all the smiles came up by force… so tired,,,,


    taken on friday aftenoon after a good nap….^^(tryin 2 act tof… wich wasnt my nature) haha


    this is wat i got from my grandma… she went to hongkong for 2 days….( plus 5 sexy tops) ^^ it;s chocolate…



    Sooo cute… and hope it can last till easte(//// coz i ate the other pack already////)


    additional picture,,,, me without enought sleep//// hahaha


     


    EDIT::


    Try it out


    a) Get a pen
    b) Get a paper
    c) Number it 1-13!
    d) Answer these questions!((NO PEEKING))


    1. What’s your favorite color out of:
    A. Green
    B. Blue
    C. Orange
    D. Black
    E. Pink


    2. What color is your hair?
    A.blond/dirty blond
    B. Brown
    C. Red
    D. Black
    E. Bald or any other color

    3. What color are your eyes?
    A. Hazel
    B. Green
    C. Brown
    D. Blue
    E. gray

    4. What is your favorite sport out of:
    A. Basketball
    B. Cheerleading
    C. Football
    D. Soccer
    E. Baseball

    5. What’s your favorite way to talk?
    A. Phone
    B. In Person
    C. Instant Message
    D. E-mail
    E. Letters (Mail)

    6. What is your favorite kinda music out of:
    A. Rap
    B. Country
    C. Hard Rock
    D. Pop
    E. General Rock

    7. Who’s your favorite singer out of:
    A. Ludacris
    B. Tim McGraw
    C. Ozzy Osbourne
    D. Nsync
    E. Shakira

    8. What’s your favorite show out of:
    A. Jackass (MTV)
    B. The Simpsons
    C. SpongeBob SquarePants
    D. Surviver
    E. The Osbournes


    9. What’s your favorite movie out of:
    A. Not Another Teen Movie
    B. Joy Ride
    C. I Know What You Did Last Summer
    D. Forest Gump
    E. Shrek

    10. What month were you born?
    January February March April May June July August
    September October November December

    11. Name a person of the opposite sex.

    12. Name a person of the same sex.

    13. Now make a wish! (you have to write this down or
    it wont work!)


     

     




    Answers

     


    1. Green- Fun to be around
    Blue- Stylish
    Orange- Funky
    Black- Lonely
    Pink- Sweet

    2. Blonde/Dirty Blonde- Hyper
    Brown- Causal
    Red- Tough
    Black- Holds back feelings
    Bald or any other color- Free Spirit

    3. Hazel- Out Going
    Green- Happy
    Brown- Loud
    Blue- Cute
    Gray- Unpredictable

    4. Basketball- Direct
    Cheer leading- Never Gives Up
    Football- Watchful
    Soccer- Nice
    Baseball- Loveable

    5. Phone- Busy a lot of the time
    In Person- Social able
    Instant Message- A Leader
    E-mail- Has a lot of friends
    Letters (Mail)- Has many thoughts

    6. Rap- Friendly
    Country- Cute
    Hard Rock- Wild
    Pop- unoriginal
    General Rock- Pretty cool to hang around

    7. Ludacris- Loves to Party
    Tim McGraw- Sexy
    Ozzy Osbourne-awesome
    N’sync- boring
    Shakira- Fun

    8. Jackass- Awesome
    The Simpsons- Funny
    Sponge Bob Square Pants- Cool
    Surviver- Adventurous
    The Osbournes- Knows how to have a great time

    9. Not Another Teen Movie- Knows who they are
    Joy Ride- Cool
    I Know What You Did Last Summer- Fun
    Forest Gump- Has a big heart
    Shrek- oRiGinaL

    10. January- Funny
    February- Loveable
    March- Loves to be noticed a lot
    April- Easy going
    May- Loves to be around a lot of people
    June- Stylish
    July- Rude
    August- A good friend
    September- Loves to flirt
    October-strict
    November-nice
    December-sweet

    11. That Person *Will* fall in love with you if you
    put this on ur xanga

    12. This person *Will* become your enemy if you don’t
    put this on ur xanga

    13. This wish *Will* come true if you put this on ur site