人=吃飯+睡覺+上班 +玩,
豬=吃飯+ 睡覺,
代入:人=豬+上班+玩 ,
即:人-玩=豬+上班.
結論:不懂玩的人=會上班的豬
男人=吃飯+ 睡覺+掙錢
豬 =吃飯+ 睡覺
男人=豬+掙錢
豬=男人-掙錢
所以男人不掙錢等於豬。
女人=吃飯+ 睡覺+花錢。
豬 =吃飯+ 睡覺。
代入上式得:
女人=豬+花錢。移項得:
女人-花錢=豬。
結論:女人不花錢的都是豬。
綜上:
男人為了讓女人不變成豬而掙錢!
女人為了讓男人不變成豬而花錢!
男人+女人=兩頭豬
I m comming back to Kano Soon~~~
從前有兩隻小豬,整天過著無憂無慮的生活,他們互相相愛著。每天主人送來吃的時
候,公豬總是先讓母豬吃,等她吃飽了再上去吃母豬吃剩下的東西,每天晚上公豬總是
給母豬放哨,他生怕主人乘他們熟睡時把母豬拉出去宰了。
日子一天天的過去,母豬日漸長胖,而公豬則一天天瘦下去。有一天,公豬突然聽
見主人在跟屠夫商量,要把長勢見長的母豬殺了給賣掉,公豬傷心至極。於是從那天
開始公豬性情大變,每當主人送吃來時公豬總搶上去把東西吃的一乾二淨,每天吃後
便躺下大睡,並且告訴母豬現在換做她來放哨,如果他發現她沒放哨的話就再也不理
她。
漸漸的日子一天天過去,母豬覺得公豬越來越不在乎她,母豬失望了,而公豬還是
若無其事的過著安樂日子.很快一個月過去了,主人帶著屠夫來到豬圈,他發現一個
月前肥肥壯壯的母豬瘦的沒剩下多少肉,而公豬則長的油光發亮.這時的公豬拼命的
奔跑,想引起主人的注意,表明他是頭健康的豬。
終於,屠夫把公豬拖出豬圈的那一刻,公豬朝著母豬笑著說:『以後別吃這麼多!』
母豬傷心欲絕,拼命的沖出去,但圈門被主人關上了,擱著柵欄,母豬看著閃著淚
光的公豬。那晚,母豬望著主人一家開心的吃著豬肉,母豬傷心的躺倒在以前公豬每
天睡的地方,突然她發現牆上有行字:
『如果愛無法用言語來表達,我願意用生命來證明』!
sooo touching^^
Friday night… out to COKE HOUSE ^^
allen and his lil bro
nacy and cia
i was suppose to go shooting today but the weather is very BAD storm rain etc…. so cant go anywhere so BOred
got so many flower on graduation day/// half of it i gave to someone else^^
Concert day it was on June 22 (all at backstage)
me and Fiona. 

with other ROCK band!
Happy Birthday to me!!
Picture taken on my birthday… they gave me 2 suprises… These are from all my friends
this was the cake the gurls gave me when 12 pm(modnight) passed so shocking,,,, i even forgot that night was gona be my birthday….
wanted to eat it alone… haha was very happy when i saw it, and was spechless…so touching. *sinff*
My buddy
Jeff… my BRO
Jeffs Gf PeiRU
piece of Cake… Want a BITE?? ![]()
Ps:
it was also his birthday on MArch 14th.
His CAKE i and aling Got it for him^^
My cake… More Dreammy then his han? haha…
the pass week was our exAM week… and SCORES have to be nice BUT BeauTY shouldnt be Ommited,,, haha .. took some pic every morning before going to Exam Hall
MONDAY: History and English
WEDNESDAY: Civic and Math
FRIDAY: last day huray!!! GEo and CHINESE!!!
i ve notice that i had panda eyes and didnt sleep good… all the smiles came up by force… so tired,,,,
taken on friday aftenoon after a good nap….^^(tryin 2 act tof… wich wasnt my nature) haha
this is wat i got from my grandma… she went to hongkong for 2 days….( plus 5 sexy tops) ^^ it;s chocolate…


Sooo cute… and hope it can last till easte(//// coz i ate the other pack already////)
additional picture,,,, me without enought sleep//// hahaha
EDIT::
Try it out
a) Get a pen
b) Get a paper
c) Number it 1-13!
d) Answer these questions!((NO PEEKING))
1. What’s your favorite color out of:
A. Green
B. Blue
C. Orange
D. Black
E. Pink
2. What color is your hair?
A.blond/dirty blond
B. Brown
C. Red
D. Black
E. Bald or any other color
3. What color are your eyes?
A. Hazel
B. Green
C. Brown
D. Blue
E. gray
4. What is your favorite sport out of:
A. Basketball
B. Cheerleading
C. Football
D. Soccer
E. Baseball
5. What’s your favorite way to talk?
A. Phone
B. In Person
C. Instant Message
D. E-mail
E. Letters (Mail)
6. What is your favorite kinda music out of:
A. Rap
B. Country
C. Hard Rock
D. Pop
E. General Rock
7. Who’s your favorite singer out of:
A. Ludacris
B. Tim McGraw
C. Ozzy Osbourne
D. Nsync
E. Shakira
8. What’s your favorite show out of:
A. Jackass (MTV)
B. The Simpsons
C. SpongeBob SquarePants
D. Surviver
E. The Osbournes
9. What’s your favorite movie out of:
A. Not Another Teen Movie
B. Joy Ride
C. I Know What You Did Last Summer
D. Forest Gump
E. Shrek
10. What month were you born?
January February March April May June July August
September October November December
11. Name a person of the opposite sex.
12. Name a person of the same sex.
13. Now make a wish! (you have to write this down or
it wont work!)
Answers
1. Green- Fun to be around
Blue- Stylish
Orange- Funky
Black- Lonely
Pink- Sweet
2. Blonde/Dirty Blonde- Hyper
Brown- Causal
Red- Tough
Black- Holds back feelings
Bald or any other color- Free Spirit
3. Hazel- Out Going
Green- Happy
Brown- Loud
Blue- Cute
Gray- Unpredictable
4. Basketball- Direct
Cheer leading- Never Gives Up
Football- Watchful
Soccer- Nice
Baseball- Loveable
5. Phone- Busy a lot of the time
In Person- Social able
Instant Message- A Leader
E-mail- Has a lot of friends
Letters (Mail)- Has many thoughts
6. Rap- Friendly
Country- Cute
Hard Rock- Wild
Pop- unoriginal
General Rock- Pretty cool to hang around
7. Ludacris- Loves to Party
Tim McGraw- Sexy
Ozzy Osbourne-awesome
N’sync- boring
Shakira- Fun
8. Jackass- Awesome
The Simpsons- Funny
Sponge Bob Square Pants- Cool
Surviver- Adventurous
The Osbournes- Knows how to have a great time
9. Not Another Teen Movie- Knows who they are
Joy Ride- Cool
I Know What You Did Last Summer- Fun
Forest Gump- Has a big heart
Shrek- oRiGinaL
10. January- Funny
February- Loveable
March- Loves to be noticed a lot
April- Easy going
May- Loves to be around a lot of people
June- Stylish
July- Rude
August- A good friend
September- Loves to flirt
October-strict
November-nice
December-sweet
11. That Person *Will* fall in love with you if you
put this on ur xanga
12. This person *Will* become your enemy if you don’t
put this on ur xanga
13. This wish *Will* come true if you put this on ur site